Doomed

I have a presentation that I've spent most of this week getting ready for. Today I had just finished working out my script when my boss comes up behind me and asks if I'm going to send him my slides so he can "be prepared" for my presentation next week. He has asked me twice already, so this time I had to comply. I figured if I could avoid sending him my slides until the day before the presentation he wouldn't have enough time to dissect it and rip me a new orifice next week. So much for that idea.

So not only does he have my slides, but my script is written on the notes pages attached to each slide. FML. Now he's got everything. I am naked. Doomed. SOL. Up shit creek without a paddle. I feel like I've been getting ready for battle. I gathered up all the weapons and ammunition I could find and I came up with a killer strategy. Well all that went down the shitter when a spy leaked my plan to the enemy. I have been exposed. Great! I can't wait to see how big my new orifice is. Should I bring a white flag?



On a different note, this morning I got up to go to work as normal. I have my coffee in one hand, wallet and cell in my pockets, rain jacket on (its raining)..... I'm good. Let's go. One step outside and I realize that I have both locked the door and forgotten my keys. That's swell. Luckily I had my cell phone with me so I could at least text my roommate to open the door instead of banging on it and waking everyone up. I still felt pretty dumb but I had to laugh. What a great way to start the day.